I Rub My Own Meat Apron


If you were looking to hide in the kitchen, this is not the apron for you!

  • UNISEX – perfect for any sex, its pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone!
  • Criss Cross Back
  • Large Pocket for Convenient Storage
  • Large Loop to Secure Your Hang Tight Towel®   (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here)
  • 100% Heavy Cotton Twill
  • Measures 36″ L x 26″ W — with adjustable twill straps approx. 60” long (so tie in back or front)

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SKU: TW21014 Category: Tag:


Hilarious apron for funny chefs. If the chef isn’t funny – probably not the best gift choice.

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 5 × 7 × 2 in


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